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Little Gems

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

When I go to a regional conference, like I did last week, I never know what kind of value it’ll have, what will make it worth my money. Normally the networking and connecting with writing friends makes it worth my time, but as for money, I want one good workshop. At least.

Sometimes workshops are pretty basic or don’t say anything I haven’t heard ad nauseum in other workshops…that happens when you’re a workshop junkie and have been writing for several years. So I expect that. But I still want one good one, or even one helpful bit of a workshop to make me feel like, yeah, I needed to spend this money.

So last weekend at the Chicago conference, the first workshop I went to was…mediocre. Then the agent/editor panel was interesting, as they always are, so that was a point scored. But the next day, I got my money’s worth.

And the crazy thing is? It wasn’t that the good workshop(s) (really there were 3 in a row) were new-to-me material. But the way they were presented made me sit up straighter and think. Relate the material to my own writing and career. And most importantly, they motivated me.

Yeah. Priceless.

So spending most of a day with New York Times bestseller Cherry Adair, picking her brain, seeing how she works…she has some crazy methods of writing a book. We all do, truly. There’s no right way to write, but she takes it to an impressive, left-brained level. And she made me realize that I’ve slipped away from that left-brain side of plotting, of planning my career. At some point in the past couple of years, I’ve turned into the stereotypical, emotional, right-brained “artiste” (for lack of a better word) who doesn’t want to put in the time and effort to hammer things out the way I’ve done in the past.

And I wonder why I’ve been floundering.

So I came home motivated, enlightened, inspired, turning over my own writing methods in my head, making changes. Buying post-its and a white board. A recommended writing book. And feeling completely satisfied that I did indeed get my money’s worth and more.

I guess now all that’s left to do is the work.

Any other writers out there have workshops or speakers to recommend? I have 3 more conferences before summer ends and I can’t wait to find the next little gem that makes it all worth my money. (If you get a chance to hear Cherry Adair, go. She is FUNNY. And also very, very smart.)

Chicago

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

I survived! I may even be recovering from my 5-day trip to the Windy City (aptly named) for some girl time and the Chicago Spring Fling writers conference. Maybe.

I met Kay Stockham a couple days early and we hit the mall, hit Michigan Avenue, ate (lots), worked (a little), and met our yearly dessert quota…all in one weekend. Our trip turned out to be an adventure…an educational one at that. And so, I thought I would unselfishly share some of the very important things we learned, in case you’re heading out on a trip soon yourself:

Kay and me

Kay and me

* When you spend three hours strategically stuffing half of your wardrobe into a suitcase, it is wise to actually load the suitcase into the car before leaving town. (Happy to say I noticed the suitcase sitting forlornly in the garage as I backed out. Weekend saved.)

* You should carefully read and retain the itinerary your friend sends you before setting off on a 2.5 hour drive to the wrong airport.

* You should always check your hotel reservations a day or two before your trip to make sure you HAVE hotel reservations. Otherwise you may end up staying here:
hookersnook

* Be careful where you stop to take a picture of a random funny thing (like a knitting store called Hookers Nook) because you never know when the woman behind you is having a bad day.

* Priceline.com for last minute hotel rooms (because you have no reservations) works really well. The key is in going to the right hotel once you’ve made the reservation.

* Godiva makes everything better.
ladygodiva

A few more pics:

Kay Stockham, Emily Becher, Abby Gaines and me

Kay Stockham, Emily Becher, Abby Gaines and me

Kay and Tasha Hacaga

Kay and Tasha Hacaga

Ahhh...Cheesecake Factory

Ahhh...Cheesecake Factory

Flighty much?

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

I’m leaving for Chicago today…2 days of writing/shopping/sight-seeing with Kay Stockham, then 2 days of the North Chicago RWA conference, then lunch with two of my high school girlfriends.

Am much excited.

As I told Kay earlier, I was running early…had all my clothes packed by 10pm the night before. The rest of the crap, however, took me another 2 hours to pack so yeah, after midnight by the time I finished. One problem is that I kept thinking I was limited to the airline rules for liquids in my carry-on…that and stressing about how I could fit everything in my suitcase. Then I realized…I’m DRIVING. Kay is flying. I’m an idiot.

Flying is okay but right now I’m happy I can shove my 6 pairs of shoes in the backseat if I want to and I don’t have to put my laptop in the right pocket of my backpack. Plus my suitcase can weigh 97 pounds if I want it to…of course I’m the one who has to lift it….

Since I’ve got travel on my mind (and I know a lot of readers and authors are heading to the Romantic Times Convention next week), I’m wondering which type you prefer:



I’ll be back next week unless I have time to check in with incriminating pictures from the conference. Peace out.

Synopsis-free environment

Monday, April 19th, 2010

Dear Editor,

About the whole proposal thing. You said “the sooner the better” so I’m thinking, okay, let’s cut to the chase. I’ve got three pretty chapters written for you. Witty dialogue, definite conflict between the hero and heroine, plenty of angst and emotion.

As a bonus, I have four sparkling pages of synopsis. At this point, the synopsis is fairly well-written, mostly coherent and summarizes the first half of the story pretty darn well if I do say so myself.

I know you generally like to know the ending of a story before you buy it but I thought maybe we could discuss this. There are several reasons why this isn’t in everyone’s best interest:

1. Synopses are BORING. I don’t want to put you through any more torture than necessary and I’m thinking 4 pages of pain should be plenty.
2. Synopses are never right anyway. The book always changes, so instead of writing about what could maybe possibly happen in the book, why not leave it for a surprise for both of us?
3. My cats’ ears hurt from all the swearing and my husband is sick of hearing me whine and complain and ask him what happens next. Skipping the rest of the synopsis will bring harmony back to my household.
4. I can even give you a little spoiler, if it will entice you into buying the book without the rest of the synopsis: The hero and heroine? Get together in the end. Happily ever after. It’s all good.

So if you agree, I’ll just package up everything I have and send it on its merry way to you and you can go ahead and thank me for saving you time and pain by not submitting the entire dreadful synopsis.

Sincerely,
Amy

What’s your status?

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

So the social media craze…are you in on it? If not, why not? (Come on, even my parents have Facebook accounts and they’re…eligible for senior discounts and have been for a while.)

I’ve been on Facebook for a couple of years but I only recently started on Twitter. I’m still not sure about tweeting. I saw a metaphor a couple of weeks ago somewhere (sorry, not sure who said it): Facebook is a pond and Twitter is a river. So true…I feel like when I log in to Twitter, everything has flowed by me while I was inside cleaning the house. With Facebook, I can dip in and catch up at any time. So…still liking FB better but trying to keep an open mind. I thought I’d see what YOU think (so that I can try out a new-to-me geeky poll widget. *g*)


Office Supply Obsession

Monday, April 12th, 2010

So…it seems like a lot of women have this obsession with office supplies. (I don’t know any men who admit to it but maybe they’re too busy obsessing about tools and electronic gadgets?)

I have two relatively new must-haves: gel pens and notebooks.

Gel pens run out ridiculously fast because of the thick ink so I buy them at least two packages at a time. They must be colorful — the fewer black ones in the set, the better — and if they have sparkles, so much the better! These make note taking, affirmations and to-do lists FUN. :) They’re coolest when I go outside to work and the sun shines down, making my whole notebook sparkle.

The notebooks…we’re not just talking about cheap Meads. I’m on a kick where I go to Borders and buy a “nice” one with a thick plastic cover with colorful designs on it. The last one I bought had rainbow skull holographs to match the cover for my iphone. Last week I spotted a fun, colorful robot notebook…but so far I’ve resisted. (It’s nagging away at me, screaming BUY ME, BUY ME! I will return to it…)

What about you? Any office supply obsessions to confess? I know I can’t be the only OSO nut out there…

The Romance Section

Friday, April 9th, 2010

Today’s topic was sparked by Fatin’s blog about the romance section of her local bookstore. She’s an avid romance reader who goes to the bookstore several times a week and she isn’t happy with the way her local romance section is handled.

I could spend days on this topic because I totally agree with her. I’ve been in a lot of bookstores and it’s always the same. You have to search for the romance section. None of the employees are well-versed in romance books. The displays are lacking. Books that are NOT romance are classifed as romance (though I don’t see this as much at Borders, thankfully.)

I hope to tackle this topic more on another day. What I want to talk about today is related and equally frustrating: romance readers in bookstores.

About a year and a half ago, I got a part time job at Borders (which I loved by the way. And probably came out behind, financially. But that’s beside the point.) I didn’t mention my annoyance at the way the romance section is treated. But I took joy in straightening the romance section, turning certain books I’d heard good things about face out, to be more noticeable (I strongly believe covers can sell books if done well), and finding customers who liked to talk romance books.

Finding customers who liked to talk romance books.

That turned out to be an interesting adventure. Here’s what I observed every single day:

A lot of women sneak over to the romance section nervously. Many of them, when I casually asked if I could help them find something, acted like I’d walked into their bathroom stall to chat. The majority of them would say no and walk down the aisle, away from the attention. Some would even leave the section, as if they couldn’t stand that they’d been “busted.”

I’m not naive. Romance has always been the redheaded step-child of fiction, even of genre fiction. It gets made fun of and put down and disrespected regularly. (Which is also another post.)

But how many of us who read romance are helping the cause at all? WHY are we letting everyone else tell us that we should be embarrassed if we read romance? I know that Fatin isn’t embarrassed and has been vocal about getting her section some love. I know a few others online, from the Writeminded Readers Group, who are as vocal. A few others. Why are the rest of us letting our genre be treated this way?

If you’re reading this and aren’t an avid romance reader, you might be surprised to learn that romance is the best selling genre in the fiction section. From the Romance Writers of America website:

Romance Market Share Compared to Other Genres
(source: Simba Information estimates)

*Romance fiction: $1.37 billion in estimated revenue for 2008
*Religion/inspirational: $800 million
*Mystery: $668 million
*Science fiction/fantasy: $551 million
*Classic literary fiction: $446 million

And yet we sneak over and pick our books quickly before an employee can catch us in the act. We don’t ask for the book we can’t find because…it’s romance. We don’t mention that the books selected by the national chains as “romance”…aren’t. We just get our books and go.

So while I agree with everything Fatin said, I have to wonder how much to blame we, romance readers, are. Hats off to Fatin for venting about it. More of us should do the same. Getting the romance genre some respect is a tall order but romance readers are some amazing, intelligent people. Next time you’re at the bookstore looking for romance, be bold. Stand up for your genre. Ask for the books you can’t find. Show interest in the section. And of course, keep voting with your dollars. Maybe someday bookstores will figure it out.

Anyone else want to weigh in? How is the romance section at your local bookstore handled? Are you happy with it? If not, have you ever spoken up about it? Have you ever gotten into a good discussion of romances with an employee? (I have to say, the few in “my” bookstore who would discuss with me…we had some GREAT conversations!) Or are you one who’d rather not be “caught” in the romance section?

Four bits

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Random bits today…

* VOTE! If you’ve ever read anything by Larissa Ione, you know she’s good…one of my favorites, and that’d be true even if she wasn’t one of the Writeminded girls. Her Demonica series is soooo well done…I want to write like her when I grow up. Larissa’s book Ecstasy Unveiled is up in the championship round of DA BWAHA, an annual tournament of 64 books, set up like the NCAA basketball tournament. If you’re so inclined, please go cast your vote in the finals: http://dabwaha.com/blog/

* I recently joined Twitter at the insistence of the Writeminded girls, so if you Tweet, please look me up! http://twitter.com/amyknupp

* When I read books I really enjoy, I like to share my opinion…I recently finished The Help by Kathryn Stockett. Not a romance at all. General fiction set in Jackson, Mississippi in the 60s. GOOD book.

* Last but not least, my babies (the feline variety…Fudge and Moxie) are going under the knife today. Losing their “parts” (as my 8yo told Fudge this morning, “Say goodbye to your balls!” *sigh* I swear my husband taught him this.) Please think happy thoughts that they’ll be okay.

Happy Hump Day to all…

Pet peeve o’ the day

Monday, April 5th, 2010

Hope everyone’s recovering from candy overdoses and big huge meals…oh, and if you’re like me, from doing taxes. *insert long colorful rant here*

There’s something I hate almost as much as taxes. Even more than calling a business’s customer service line and having to press 4 then 7 then listen to the new menu and press 1 and 1 again and…

Even more than endless phone loops, I detest when those customer service recordings ask you to SAY your answer instead of just pressing 1 for yes and 2 for no.

Half the time when I run across these, I’m calling about a problem, so I start off annoyed. Then I get the endless phone loop. Annoyance doubles. Then they want me to speak clearly (and politely) into the phone to a freaking recording?

I confess that I have sworn like a sailor to these little bots before. How could I resist??? I’m angry, they’re asking me to speak to a machine, well let’s just test your English skills, stupid recording.

Yeah. I’m immature. But it was soul-cleansing. And that’s important, right?

So in the spirit of Monday, anyone else have a pet peeve to vent about?

Texas Firefighters

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

I finally have the official cover and back cover blurb of the first book in my Texas Firefighters series, Playing With Fire

Playing With Fire

Playing With Fire

Macey Locke is not backing down.  That means Derek Severson – the man she’s been attracted to for years – is just going to have to deal.  She hasn’t come all the way to this South Texas beach bar for a tan.  She’s here to help her best friend get back to being what he loves – a firefighter.

But Derek is more stubborn than she thought.  He won’t tolerate her cajoling and he’s definitely not hearing any confessions of love and affection. 

Well, too bad.  This time, tough guy, you’ve met your match.

The first three* of my Texas Firefighters are now available for pre-order as well, both as mass market paperbacks and large print editions:

Playing with Fire (Harlequin Superromance)

A Little Consequence (Harlequin Superromance)

Fully Involved (Harlequin Superromance)

(Ignore the reviews for the weight loss book…heh, but maybe my books CAN help you lose weight.  You never know… Okay, kidding.  No promises.)

*Did you catch that I said first three firefighters? I received word this week that Firefighter #4 is a go! Back to the writing cave for me. :)

Have a happy weekend and may the Easter Bunny treat you well!