As a writer, I get a lot of non-writers asking me the same question or making the same comment: I don’t understand how you can write an entire book. Seriously, how do you do it?
I usually stammer through the answer because, much like writing a book, telling someone HOW to write a book is…tricky. But today, I’m going to post my secret for everyone to see….
How I write a romance novel:
A picture is worth a thousand or so words, but I can clarify in 4 words:
Yep, that’s it! That’s all there is to it! In fact, if you can see the above pics large enough, I bet you could get a good start on your own romance novel. Double dog dare ya!




I must have these! All my problems are solved!
And you notice, they even have a magnet for exclamation marks. If there is an ellipsis (are elipses?) there is a whole book right there.
Oooh, Christmas present for fellow writers! I’m all for it.
‘Turgid pleasure rod’
I can’t stop laughing! Gotta check out the link
ROFL! That is pure awesome, Amy! Must solve the issue of not having a magnetic refrigerator though… and kids who would ask for definitions…
Chris, no ellipses…in fact, except for the exclamation points, it’s pretty much Bring Your Own Punctuation.
Edie, good idea!
Rula, I know! That and “her moist grotto”…*shudder, and not in a good way*
Fedora, I have to keep my magnets in a drawer for that very reason. The kids, not the fridge. LOL
That is a tricky question! Like all great writers it looks like you’ve come up with a unique solution! LOL
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Why is it in the second picture the first word I see is “engorged”?
Thanks, Lindsay! lol
Marcie, do you want me to answer that or is it rhetorical?
))) (Like Rula, I keep seeing turgid pleasure rod….)
Strange but true. Your resource is expensive. At least it could be sold for good money on its auction!…
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